So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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