If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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