He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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