dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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