Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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