Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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