Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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