That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I enjoy the company of your penis
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