Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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