yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
he had hair everywhere except his balls
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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