I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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