Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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