I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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