now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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