She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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