You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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