You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
