Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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