Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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