at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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