i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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