Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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