Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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