What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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