...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
