I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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