On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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