Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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