yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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