One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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