I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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