You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
We're too hungover to prance.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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