He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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