Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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