hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Be still, my beating vagina.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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