i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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