thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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