Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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