but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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