I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I skipped work to stalk him.
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Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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