Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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