Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Randomize
