toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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