There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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