I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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