People with herpes should wear stickers.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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