what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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