they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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