I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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