Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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