she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
