Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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