But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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